oh thank god you interrupted it
I was just recently discussing the film version of Queen of the Damned, and said “It’s sort of like someone took the amazingly good books Vampire Lestat and Queen of the Damned, put them in a blender on high speed for far too long, and the bland, unappealing, nearly unrecognizable mush that resulted is the Queen of the Damned movie.”
I mean…I see your point but you’re wrong because Aaliyah so…yeah.
Oh, Aaliyah was amazing, true, especially with what she was given to work with in that movie. But the movie was SO far off the books… Imagine it this way: They make a huge budget movie version of Doctor Who, but they rename it Professor What, make him a humble small town shopkeeper instead of a Time Lord, decide to leave the Tardis entirely out of it, and give him a stuffed llama for a companion. That movie could win ALL the awards but the Whovians would forever be saying “BUT YOU MURDERED IT!!!” That’s the general sentiment of Ann Rice fans (and Ann Rice herself, actually) about the Queen of the Damned movie. At face value, it wasn’t a bad movie, and yes, Aaliyah was a particularly high point. But as a representation of the source material, it was a bad acid trip in a blender. It all depends which way you look at it, I suppose.
PROFESSOR WHAT I’M FUCKING CRYING
forget i said anything at all and thanks for the horrible nightmares i’m going to have about that happening to my show god damn you
I have just realized
Tumblr is literally the sea
And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are
plus, I mean look at all the ships…
OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE
This…….. makes me think…
“hitting the ‘back to top’ button on your dash”
it got better
"You know when I fell in love with you?"
"I was four, Dean. You know when I fell out?"
"As soon as you let that angel in."
asthmatics are actually people with the souls of mermaids, who never adapted to breathing air 100% of the time
Beautiful little girl representing Grenada!
first thought upon seeing this
"HEY GURL HEYYYY"
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
this is the arrow of destiny. reblog this and see what comes up next. this person/saying/thing will have something to do with your future
omfg i got a couple in bed god bless life
last time I reblogged this i got cereal so I can’t wait to see what I get this time
If u dont like jazz especially tfa jazz i dont like u
I GOT TOM FELTON THIS IS A GOOD DAY
I got the “I’m in a relationship with 15 inflated animals.” gif. My future ain’t looking that bright.
i got a fucking guy who looks like a mexican mituna what the hell
Andrew Scott !! god I love tumb1r
i got olaf being impaled… this could go two ways
I got Psyduck drowning. “Bye bye Psyduck” I’m so screwed!!!